Bombtoss
Part gamer, Part teenage hormone. Always in search of a geek girl to satisfy any nerd fantasy he may have no matter how he happens to fap, frag, or nuke!
Tank
Able to make a calm house erupt in everything from laughter to chaos, he is like our own goodhearted, heavy handed jester.
Nerbles
The curls may be gone, but the incurable eagerness to build and destroy and rebuild remains. No project is complete unless he is there to help.
Ninja Princess
Beauty and a temper merged to perfection. She is always willing to give a hug, kiss or beat down to those in need. 
Apple Girl
Her finger may be small, but she has me wrapped around it and I take comfort in being so close to her.
Up Up
Happiness is an emotion, then he is the embodiment of happiness. Bright eyes, big curls and a bigger smile given freely to everybody!
Cappuccino
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Mocha
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Espresso
Even the tiniest Dachshund or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart..
